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The
first thing you’ll do when you find out I know her—or knew her, because she’s not exactly talking to me anymore—is ask me
how it happened, how she ended up neck deep in shit like she did, and I’ll have
smile and sigh and pretend it doesn’t piss me off that you think you have a
right to know, and that, even if you did, I still wouldn’t have a clue in hell
what to say.
The second thing you’ll do is pitch
a fit because I won’t tell you, or worse, you’ll have snapped me like a
too-taut string and I will tell you,
and then you’ll pitch a fit because it isn’t what you wanted to hear. And I’ll
be sorry, but it’s not my fault your ivory-tower Rapunzel turned into a life
junkie, decided living forever with a drug was better than dying. I’ll probably
say you’re just jealous because the higher-ups decided it was bad idea and made
ambrosia illegal, so it looks like you’re stuck with a normal life span and
won’t that be dandy?—but I know that’ll just piss you off more.
Next—once you stop pitching a fit, I
mean, and God only knows how long that’ll take—you’ll ask me how this ambrosia shit works. You’ll want to
punch me when I say I don’t know, that I just deal immortality, and the
mechanics are a job for Albertus Magnus or Nick Flamel. And like I said, it’s
not even legal now—not that I think you’re stupid enough to try it. I know you
wouldn’t plan on getting hooked or anything but, well, if she became a junkie, I’m not booking on anyone’s chances.
By now you’ll really have gotten an
interest, and you’ll talk about how you saw her on television and in magazines
and talking to brainy big shots who think they know shit but don’t. Maybe
you’ll even quote a few headlines—“Addicted to Immortality,” or “First Forever
Woman” from the Times—and say how they talked it all up, you didn’t think
something as simple as a bullet could take her out. Then you’ll lie and say
that you thought all that
interest was getting to her—looking back
on it now and oh my god how did we miss
the signs—and I’ll stop myself just short of drawing blood and saying if
you didn’t think it was good for her, why’d
you keep watching?
You’ll start to cry then, big fake
alligator tears, a predator tricked out of your prey. You’ll say it was all so
sad, a nice girl like that, but she shouldn’t have turned to drugs, and what would her mother say? And I’ll
know what her mother’d say, just like you do, just like any mother anywhere
would say if she knew her little girl was into deep shit: she’d say we’re
working it out, so mind your own damn business. But her mother’s gone, and now
she is too, and you wouldn’t have minded your own business anyway.
Then you’ll say you don’t believe
the shit people are talking now, how she stopped taking communion because she
didn’t want to mix her meds, how she never said the Lord’s Prayer in church
anymore because she didn’t think it was evil she needed delivering from. That’s
probably when I’ll crack and say that I knew her and you didn’t, even though
you think you do, even though you watched all those stupid shows and read those
shitty magazines. I was her dealer—her
deliverer—and she was a junky, and I’m the only one left who can say I knew who
she really was, and I know she stopped praying a long time ago.
The last thing you’ll do is dry your
tears, say you still can’t believe it, that you keep thinking you’re going to
turn on the TV again and see her big smiling forever face on the screen. People
like you always do that, always act so surprised when they kill. Then you’ll
turn around and walk back in whatever direction you came from, leaving the
blame in my lap because you think I can take it.
And I will. I’ll take that blame for
you, so you can spend the rest of your life thinking your beautiful forever
woman shoved the business end of a pistol down her throat, pulled the trigger
and swallowed a bullet, and none of it was your fault.
Friday, June 15, 2012
In the ancient Greek myths, ambrosia the food or drink of the Greek gods, is often depicted ... Those who consume ambrosia typically have ichor, not blood
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